Dear Middle Aged Guy,
I know you think you look great. And I know this because you decided it was appropriate to go shirtless at the mall yesterday. I’m aware that it was a gorgeous day, but that’s really only appropriate, for someone with your…physique, when you’re at the beach. And the beach was 8 blocks away. So, please, spare us all and keep your shirt on when you’re shopping.
Thanks,
Meg
Dear Hot Young Guy,
Thank you for being shirtless at the mall yesterday. It made my day. Keep up the good work.
Love,
Meg
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I need to check out your mall, I think. Though I may wear blinders part of the time.
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Gotta love California. At least half of the time.
Ha! “Keep up the good work.”
Ha Ha!
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Last season my son’s soccer team was coached by a 22 year old grad student. When he would forget to bring the pennys, he would have the kids play shirts and skins…and would almost always join in on the skins. The moms started making a habit of attending practices.
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woo-hoo!
You slay me every time!
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seriously…
shirtless at the MALL?
um, apparently you don’t live in minnesota.
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thanks for the funny. And what in God’s name was big poppa thinking?
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Damn – what kind of mall were YOU at?!?!
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I sense a double standard here (not that there is anything wrong with that…).
Oh you are so lucky to even see middle aged men at your mall. Here we must have a sign out in front of ours that says something to the effect of…
If you are between 13 and 35, wearing too much makeup, clothing that is 12 sizes TO SMALL, are wearing thong panties that will NOT cover your plummers crack when you bend down to look at shoes, and somehow forgot to look in the mirror before walking out the door…COME ON IN…all your friends arehere!
Nothing like throwing up a little bit in your mouth, with every step.
I think I’m coming to your mall from now on!
~Grace
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