Because, HOLYMOTHER there’s a lot of political/teen pregnancy related talk being bantered about, and because I just, for some unknown reason, don’t want any part of it (FINALLY!), I’ve decided to dedicate today’s post to Google. More specifically, to what search terms have brought people here*.
boys peeing – It’s a good thing. It’s when they’re NOT peeing that you need to be worried.
where is giada delaurentis’s baby living? Um, well, I’m sorry I can’t answer that for you. I think they live in Los Angeles. And if I knew their address, I’m sure they’d have a restraining order against me by now.
how to make my ass look great - OH HONEY. If I knew the answer to that, I’d totally charge you before I’d tell you. And since you’re asking, I’m guessing it’s going to take some hard work on your part. Or Spanx.
my baby got a black eye – Get used to it. It may have been the first, but I can assure you it won’t be the last.
ass mom and boy or ass moms boy – ????
if the shit hits the fan – You’d better hope your furniture is covered in plastic.
rebuttal to letter from one “angry woman – I find it really odd that it brought THREE people my way. And what’s with the single quotation mark? And I’m on the 3rd page of results, so someone REALLY cared. Which is good, I suppose, that they weren’t buying into the bullshit. Which brings us to:
why doesn’t obama saluate the flay – Okay. The short answer to this one is because he’s a terrorist**. But the long answer is because no one saluAtes the FlaY you fucking moron. Learn to spell.
black on boys.com – I’m not at all sure about this one. I’m a little afraid to go to that website, for fear of what I might find there. Because aside from boys peeing and people who want to see my ass, I get more mom/boy porn hits than anything else. It’s weird. And creepy. And why did that search term bring people here? HUH? (And please, don’t go google that term to see what comes up. Trust me when I tell you it’s not pretty. And that I’m the final result on the first page. Thanks to Dylan’s black eye).
And now I need to get off my popular ass and get dinner started. Hope you had a great Labor Day! And since we slacked today, we’re launching our Review Site tomorrow! Aren’t you excited?! I know I am.
P.S. If we don’t get to it tomorrow, it’ll be up Wednesday. Or Thursday. Or, you know, soon.
*This is a safe blog. Everyone is welcome and accepted for who they are*
**Obama is NOT a terrorist**
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Haha. These search term posts always make me laugh. SO WEIRD what some people search for (and end up on your blog with!) How do you see yours?
These make me laugh, too. I compiled a list for a long time but then there were so many funny ones I had to give up!
180/360s last blog post..From the Poetry Vault #3.8.8
love these! And I, for one, totally saluate the flay. A few times a day, as a matter of fact.
Marinkas last blog post..A Wonderful Man
I like these all, but I think the Giada one might be my favorite. I love that girl!
Brittanys last blog post..So it’s No Ark,But it’s Still Crafty!
I am going to have to mess with your google searches again. A long time ago I tried a whole bunch of searches to try to get to you and make it on your google list. I think my favorite was “Holiday dog pees on carpet”. You would be surprised that you are not the only site in the world with a holiday dog! who knew.
HEY, I want to link to your review site tomorrow and am working on it now…can you give away the super secret address yet or do you want me to wait??
HRHs last blog post..Potluck postponed due to impending holiday
Oh, AMomTwoBoys, you make me laugh! Except for black on boys. That scared me a little.
anymommys last blog post..Set in Stone
I only get people looking for answers for the LG dishwasher problem and Dragons of Deltora graphics. And the occasional MacArthur Park hit. I guess I need to try harder.
melissazs last blog post..Monday Mission
My post on Kerri Walsh has resulted in many, many searches for “Kerri Walsh + (things best not mentioned.)
There are a frightening number of whackos in the world. I have an adorable picture of RC in the outside shower at the beach house. Andy told me in no uncertain termss that his naked little Coppertone bum was. not. going. on. my. blog. I had to agree.
Manic Mommys last blog post..Et tu USAA?
My favorite search that brought someone to my blog was :bondage for old fat people. Um, not a lot of that going on here. I also get many hits for
og wedding wagons No idea what that even is, but I guess enough people search for it that it ups my readership.
And then, for some completely unknown reason someone used my lijit search on my actual blog to search: why do olympic divers have tape on their feet. I guess I’m an expert on Olympic diving and didn’t realize it.
followthatdogs last blog post..Open Letter to the Creepy Guy Harrassing My Dogs
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Well apparently I can’t get a complete sentence out without screwing itup.
Meant to say that I love Google Analytics and one of these days I need to post the searches that end people up at Barking Mad!
Some of yours though are seriously a little scary!
Auds at Barking Mads last blog post..Need a New Digital Camera?
Ah, crazy google searches – good fun (I was gonna say, “good clean fun” but, um, we know that’s not true!)
Makes me kinda regret I shut them off my blog, I’m interested to see what I’d get…
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Yea, I searched for mom + boys because I was looking for a mom blog of someone with boys, like me. I was a little shocked at the google results.
I need to start calling people “fucking morons” more often. It’s just so succinct, ya know?
Tootsie Farklepantss last blog post..The Not Often Seen Midday Post
Obama is half Muslim, though, righ? Just kidding, even though I can’t stand him.
I get some pretty strange google hits, sometimes, too, minus the porn creepy stuff you get.
KEEP BELIEVING
Angie @ Keep Believings last blog post..I can’t think of much to say
Oh, how you make me giggle !!!! How in the world do you see your “google hits”?!?!? Maybe we should save that for our next blog lesson !