It Was Like Hackers But Without Angelina Jolie and Johnnie Lee Miller. So, You Know. NOT COOL.

I got freaking HACKED yesterday.

Like, someone broke into my site and changed shit around.

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The best part?

*I* didn’t even notice.

Because, you know, I’ve been kind of MIA lately.

So I get a text from Andrea and she’s all “Holy shit! Did you know you’ve been hacked?  Your blog looks crazy!”

And I was like, WHAT?!

And I was talking to Heather and I said “MY BLOG HAS BEEN HACKED!  WHAT DO I DO!”

And she goes “I just told Mike, and he goes ‘I know.’”

And I was all “THANKS, MIKE.”

And she goes “He says he emailed you.”

So then I checked my email and he HAD emailed me.

Like, five hours earlier, but I hadn’t seen it because I hadn’t looked at my email.

And then I logged into Twitter and saw that MommaBird 2345 had said something to me as well.

WHOOPS.

See what I mean about being MIA?

Then I apologized to Mike because he really had let me know and I had been kind bitchy in my “THANKS MIKE”.

But I’m pretty sure I have some other reason to be mad at him anyway.

SO, I had to actually log into my site and change all my passwords and delete all the new pages the hacker created and then rename all the ones he (It was clearly a dude.  Asshole) renamed.

And that left me utterly exhausted.

But it did give me something to write about.

So, yay.

*WAPOW*

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